white elephant.

you've heard of a white elephant party, right?

everyone brings a gift.

you put your gift in a pile with everyone else's gift. 

  then each person picks a gift -- 

but you have 2 choices:

1- pick a gift from the pile

2- steal a gift that someone else has already gotten.

fun. 

i, obviously,

picked the gift in the trash bag.

and was rewarded with 

fabric softner

rose soap

and 

2 cans of jack daniels.

most amazing gift ever.