i own a light up virgin.
so here's the story --
a couple of years ago
i saw a light up virgin mary in a 99¢ store.
i wanted it.
because i'm lazy,
i figured i had time.
i thought no one would realize how awesome it was
and it would be there later.
the next year,
i searched for my virgin mary
to no avail.
let's be serious,
every time i went back to that 99¢ store
i looked for that gorgeous, spectacular virgin mary.
she was never seen again
at least not in brooklyn.
until last weekend,
when i spotted her in a store in mexico city,
high above all of the other crazy light up christmas decorations.
i was not going to let this opportunity slip by again.
added bonus --
she is up just in time for our lady of guadalupe's feast day.
such a rockstar.