it's global regents time...

and cause i love my kids so much

(read: i'm crazy nervous that they are all going to fail.)

and cause my kids are crazy

(who asks for jerk chicken at 8:30 in the morning?)

i made them fruit salad.

$30 and an hour and a half later,

i have 17 thousand pounds of fruit.

pineapples,

mangos,

papaya,

kiwis

strawberries,

grapes,

oranges.

(no bananas miss, they get brown and mushy.)

here's hoping they pass the test.

(cross every finger and toe)

ps. one of my children actually called me mama today.

i responded. 

disaster?
100 percent.